Cleveland Heights Residents Discover New Definition of High Altitude Living
Local Heights Residents Reach New Heights
In a city where the word “Heights” is literally part of the name, Cleveland Heights residents are discovering an entirely new perspective on elevated living. Amplify Dispensary has become the talk of the town, serving the community with the kind of enthusiasm typically reserved for when the Browns actually win a game.
The scenic Cedar-Lee district, long known for its artistic vibe and eclectic mix of businesses, has embraced its newest neighbor with the characteristic warmth that only Cleveland Heights can offer – which is to say, everyone pretends to be too cool to care while secretly being totally excited about it.
Local resident Martha Stevens (not her real name, because everyone in Cleveland Heights claims to be an artist or musician who needs a stage name) remarked, “Between the Grog Shop concerts and the art house movies at the Cedar Lee Theatre, I thought I’d seen all the heights this city had to offer. Turns out I was wrong.”
The Heights’ Newest Cultural Institution
Amplify Dispensary fits right in with the neighborhood’s unique character, situated among vintage record stores and that one coffee shop where everyone pretends to write their novel. The establishment has quickly become as much a part of local culture as:
– Complaining about parking on Coventry
– Debating which Tommy’s milkshake is superior
– Pretending you understand the art installations at Cain Park
– Acting like you’re not cold while waiting for the Heights Library to open
The dispensary’s presence has even inspired some local businesses to create themed specials. One nearby pizzeria reportedly considered offering a “Mile Heights Pizza,” but worried it might be too on the nose. Meanwhile, the local yoga studio has seen an uptick in attendance for their “elevated consciousness” classes, though instructors note some participants seem more elevated than others.
As Cleveland Heights continues its proud tradition of being the slightly quirky, artsy cousin of Cleveland proper, Amplify Dispensary has seamlessly integrated into the community’s tapestry. Between the historic architecture and the modern amenities, the city seems to have found its perfect balance of old and new, high and low culture, and everything in between.
Just remember: if you’re planning to visit both Amplify and Big Fun (may it rest in peace), you’ll need to pick one or the other. Some experiences are best enjoyed separately, especially when vintage Star Wars figures are involved.