When Your Plant Collection Takes a More Interesting Turn


From Houseplants to Higher Places

Remember when your biggest gardening achievement was keeping a succulent alive for more than two weeks? Well, times are changing in Michigan, and your green thumb adventures might be ready for an upgrade. New Standard is helping plant enthusiasts discover a whole new world of botanical appreciation, minus the guilt of accidentally murdering another innocent fern.

Let’s be honest – we’ve all been there. You’re standing in the garden center, confidently selecting plants while mentally preparing yourself for their inevitable demise. But now, Michigan residents are exploring a different kind of greenery, one that comes with expert guidance and none of the usual plant-parent anxiety.

The Evolution of Plant Shopping

Gone are the days when buying plants meant:
– Pretending to understand what “partial shade” really means
– Nodding wisely at terms like “well-draining soil”
– Impulse-buying seventeen air plants because they “practically take care of themselves”
– Returning to the garden center in disguise after killing said air plants

Now, shopping at New Standard brings a whole new meaning to elevated gardening. Their knowledgeable staff makes sure you leave with exactly what you need, unlike that time you convinced yourself you could definitely handle a Venus flytrap (spoiler alert: you couldn’t).

A Different Kind of Garden Center

While traditional garden centers smell like miracle grow and broken dreams, New Standard offers a sophisticated, modern retail experience. No more awkward conversations with overly enthusiastic garden center employees about your tomato plants’ yellowing leaves. Instead, you’ll find professional guidance in a welcoming environment that feels more like a high-end boutique than a greenhouse.

The Future is Green

As Michigan continues to embrace cannabis culture, we’re witnessing a revolution in how people think about plants. Sure, your grandmother’s prized orchids are impressive, but times are changing. New Standard is leading the way in redefining what it means to be a plant enthusiast in the Great Lakes State.

Remember, while your snake plant might be judging you from its slowly browning corner of shame, New Standard is here to help you explore a different kind of botanical adventure. No green thumb required – just a valid ID and an appreciation for the finer things in life.

Just don’t expect these plants to survive on the same watering schedule as your cacti. Some things are best left to the professionals.